| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Anti-Hormone | End of the 2nd act.
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| Crowbar | You took a crowbar
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| Dictionary | Translate the sign
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| Drink | Drink to your death
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| Extinction | End of the 2nd act. Alt.Vers.
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| Friend | Ey is your friend now
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| Glasses | End of the 1st act. Hard.version
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| Hack Machine | Find a Hack Machine
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| Jan | Jan was electrocuted
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| Knife | Take a knife
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| No winners | End of the 2nd act. Hard.version
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| Octaver | Use an Octaver pedal effect
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| Panic At Needle Park | Someone gave you an old product
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| Pen in your Throat | End of the 1st act.
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| Puppet | End of the 1st act. Alt.vers.
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| Shoot | Your feet disapprove
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| Shower | Take a shower
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| Stealth | Steal something in the restaurant
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| Strange manual | Decipher a strange manual
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| Toilet | A clogged toilet
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| Waiter | You served everyone
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| Weirdy Robot | Eh began to act strangely
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