| Achievement | How to unlock
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| The Apathetic | Defeat a total of 500 enemies and 20 bosses.
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| The Banker | Achieve 9999 bits.
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| The Browser | Defeat Router, the boss of the Internet stage.
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| The Cleaner | Defeat ten enemies after using ratehack.exe.
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| The Commander | Use ten allyhack.exe's in a run.
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| The Compromiser | Defeat Recycle Bin, the boss of the Desktop stage, without moving too far away from it.
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| The Daredevil | Defeat a Corruption stage enemy on the first level.
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| The Demolisher | Use ten killhack.exe's in a run.
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| The Destroyer | Achieve 20 DMG.
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| The Enlightened | Reach and defeat User, the boss of the Corruption stage, without spending any bits.
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| The Enraged | Knock an enemy back substantially.
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| The Estimator | Reach and defeat You, the boss of the Game stage, with Val.
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| The Follower | Defeat all of the tank enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
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| The Gamer | Defeat You, the boss of the Game stage.
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| The Hesitant | Reach and defeat Wizard, the boss of the Downloads stage, with Tune.
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| The Hoarder | Max out a stat.
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| The Impatient | Use the Hoverboard item 100 times in a run.
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| The Incompetent | Use ten pushhack.exe's in a run.
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| The Indestructible | Reach and defeat Recycle Bin, the boss of the Desktop stage, without taking damage.
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| The Insistent | Defeat all of the like enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
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| The Loser | Lose 50 times.
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| The Lunatic | Defeat all of the chat enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
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| The Mindfull | Be damaged down to one RAM.
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| The Nonconformist | Reach and defeat Router, the boss of the Internet stage, without using any files.
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| The Optimizer | Use the Shortcut item ten times in one level.
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| The Overachiever | Double the player's initial RAM before the end of the Desktop stage.
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| The Pacifist | Open the exit of a level without damaging any enemies.
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| The Packager | Defeat all of the archive enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
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| The Perfectionist | Defeat all of the installer enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
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| The Reckless | Run into enemies ten times on a level.
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| The Refiner | Hurt five enemies with one explosion.
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| The Resistant | Reach and defeat Wizard, the boss of the Downloads stage, while being at 1/3 RAM or less for the entire stage.
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| The Resourcefull | Use the HACK.EXE item 20 times in a run.
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| The Runner | Get chased by folders for 30 seconds straight.
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| The Singer | Defeat all of the song enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
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| The Sniper | Reach and defeat Router, the boss of the Internet stage, with Web.
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| The Spender | Buy and use everything in a shop.
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| The Traveler | Defeat Router, the boss of the Internet stage, without taking damage.
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| The Triumphant | Reach and defeat User, the boss of the Corruption stage, with Creeper.
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| The Typist | Collect all four mouse items.
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| The Winner | Defeat User, the boss of the Corruption stage and the final boss of the game.
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