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| A Step Closer to Freedom | Buy your first Omen upgrade from Kyle.
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| A Whole Lotta Cardboard | Fence one of every trading card.
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| All For a Bit of Cardboard | Fence a trading card.
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| Ascend | Become a god.
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| Buzzzz | Purchase an electric tool upgrade.
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| Calm Demeanour | Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension.
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| Cataclysm | Complete the Hive Inc. ending.
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| Donut Aficionado | Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending.
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| Eldritch Bacon | Help Uncle Porkchop become a god.
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| Faction Friendly | Complete a job for every faction.
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| Faction Unfriendly | Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member.
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| Find a Doodad | But what is it for?
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| Free Kyle | Release Kyle from his shackles.
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| Grower, Not a Shower | Increase workshop to max size.
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| Happy Timemas | Trade your time for something greater... Or worse... You do you.
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| He Earned It! | Pet Mörk hundred times.
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| Hero | Complete the Lawmakers ending.
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| I AM GAMER | Beat all of the Tomfoolery levels.
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| Inevitable | Complete the Cultists ending.
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| It's Just So Frickin' Cool! | Summon the cooler rock.
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| Life Admin | Complete the Empyrean ending.
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| No More Laundry | Find all secrets.
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| Now We're Getting Somewhere | Make first R.E.N.T.
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| Ooh Yeah, Capitalism! | Make second R.E.N.T.
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| Out of Time | Run out of time whilst a job is active.
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| Pretty Foxman | Change Wilbur's appearance.
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| Prospector | Complete the Magpie Endeavours ending.
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| Rapid R.E.N.T. | Make first R.E.N.T using less than ten cumulative minutes (of day time).
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| Rapid Run | Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time).
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| Revoked! | Have your Magpie membership revoked.
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| Serve That Man | You should've known this would happen. Maybe read the manual next time?
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| Short-sighted | Make a purchase in the evening of R.E.N.T. day that causes you to not make R.E.N.T.
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| Spin Cycle | Open the washing machine.
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| Station Managed | Use station management.
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| Such a Klutz! | Drop a bunch of shaped donuts.
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| That Was Unfortunate | Be killed by a fatal job.
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| That's Not How That Works | Use wrench incorrectly. Move it back and forwards!
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| The Full Package | Fix one of every module.
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| This is Your Life Now | Make third R.E.N.T.
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| Tow-tally Not Cool, Bro | Do sufficiently badly on a job that the TowBro is called.
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| Traveller | Visit all of the VR Realms.
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| Wax! Wax Everywhere! | Forget to latch the candle mold.
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| Wilbur? More Like Wilmot! | Complete the final Magpie day in five minutes or less.
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| You're Who, Now? | Learn the identity of the god of Limbo.
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| Zooped | Get zooped back for the first time.
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