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| Amusement Park Clear! | Break up with your girlfriend at the amusement park.
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| Better Than Five | Get six stars on any world.
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| Button Presser | Press the button that does nothing a bunch of times.
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| Disco Pinguino Clear! | Get rejected by a squid at the Disco Pinguino.
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| Endurance Mode 2-9 Clear! | Beat level 2-9 in Endurance mode.
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| Flip-Flopped | Zoom out the screen past infinity in Wacky mode.
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| Gotta Collect Ingredients Fast | Get a +500 Speed Bonus in Arcade Mode.
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| Grassy Fields Clear! | Meet up with your girlfriend at the grassy fields.
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| Inside Sapphire Clear! | Find out what's wrong with Sapphire.
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| Multiplayer Master | Play a multiplayer match.
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| Plastic Love | When paper bags just aren't your thing.
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| Professional Taco Tom 2 Player | Score over 20,000 points in Arcade Mode.
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| Sidenote's House Clear! | Find out what really happened to Sally.
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| Speedrun Mode Clear! | Complete Speedrun mode.
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| Sputnik's Lab Clear! | Learn about the Sapphire Shrinker in Sputnik's laboratory.
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| Star Master | Get six stars on every world.
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| Thanks for Watching! | Watch the entire credits.
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| The Aquarium Clear! | Meet Sapphire at the aquarium.
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| The Dungeon Clear! | Get freed from the dungeon and beat the game!
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| The Restaurant Clear! | Run away from the evil Chef Gordon.
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| The Supermarket Clear! | Buy some paper plates at the supermarket.
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| Yee Haw! | Collect a full taco in under one second in Arcade Mode.
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