| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Autocracy | Win King of the Hill With the Loser not Having Scored Once.
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| Blowout | Win a Deathmatch With the Loser not Having Scored Once.
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| Clock Chewer | Win a Timed Match With the Loser not Having Scored Once.
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| Danger Zone | Unlock the Space Base.
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| Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto | Unlock the Final Platform.
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| Feature Length | Play a Timed Match 60 Minutes Long.
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| Generational Monarchy | Play King of the Hill With 99 Lives.
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| I Hunger | Unlock Fatboi.
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| I Like This Game | Play 10 Matches.
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| I Love This Game | Play 50 Matches.
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| I am Obsessed With This Game | Play 100 Matchs.
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| Immortal | Play a Deathmatch With 99 Lives.
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| Long Play | Play a Timed Match 10 Minutes Long or More.
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| Player | Play 1 Match.
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| Prime Time Television | Play a Timed Match 30 Minutes Long or More.
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| Spooky Scary | Unlock Mr. Skeltal.
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| Tiny Tim | Unlock Twinkle.
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| Tug of War | Play Capture the Flag With 99 Points.
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| World Cup | Win Capture the Flag With the Loser not Having Scored Once.
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