| Effect | Code
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| Creates a Weighted Companion Cube, from Portal, at the place you're looking at. Use at your own risk. | ent_create_portal_companion_cube
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| Makes you bark when the use key is pressed out of context. | bark
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| Point at (almost) any door and press 5 and it'll open; even random environmental doors and doors closed by the narrator. | bind 5 "ent_fire !picker unlock; ent_fire !picker open"
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| Press 4 to fire a giant missile shaped like the word ERROR. | bind 4 "fire_rocket_projectile"
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| Restarts the game. | map map1
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| Sends you to the death machine / museum. | map map_death
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| Sends you to the fifth loop of the confusion ending. | map map
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| Sends you to the first loop of the confusion ending. | map map_one
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| Sends you to the fourth loop of the confusion ending. | map theonlymap
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| Sends you to the intended ending. | map freedom
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| Sends you to the mind control facility. | map map2
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| Sends you to the Minecraft map as if you were on the playtester ending. | map blockbase
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| Sends you to the Narrator's Tears ending. | map zending
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| Sends you to the Portal map as if you were on the playtester ending. | map testchmb_a_00
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| Sends you to the room below the maintenance lift, the start of the confusion ending. | map map_two
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| Sends you to the second loop of the confusion ending. | map thefirstmap
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| Sends you to the Serious Room and repeats the narration from the last time you went there. No narration if sv_cheats used. | map seriousroom
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| Sends you to the Serious Room and triggers narration. Does not enable cheats. | sv_cheats 1
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| Shows a picture from the TF2 Wiki. | hideous
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| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 8888888888888888 | Follow the narrators orders up to the bosses office. When at the number pad at the wall, press "8888" twice in a row.
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| Achievement | This is an achievement.
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| Beat the game | Complete The Stanley Parable.
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| Click on door 430 five times. | Click on door 430 five times.
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| Commitment | Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
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| Go outside | Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
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| Speed run | Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).
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| Unachievable | It is impossible to get this achievement.
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| Welcome back! | Quit the game and then start it again.
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| You can't jump | No seriously, we disabled it.
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