| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Antenna (17) | Oniichan, am I kawaii?
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| Brahms' Lullaby (10) | If only this somber and poignant ending wasn't crushed by an achievement popup. (Secret)
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| Cheese (19) | Pose for the family photo.
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| Coffee Break (15) | You've traveled very far from home...
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| Frontlog (10) | Don't delay! Get training today!
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| Human Connection (10) | I don't even get how you can read when it's so bumpy. (Secret)
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| Jezebel Review (13) | Reinforces gender norms and gamifies rape culture. 0/10 (Secret)
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| Respect the Living (37) | Wherever I am, I must also sexually harass.
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| Rude (22) | That stopped being funny 3 levels ago.
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| Silent Auction (10) | Contact ryan@gogem.pro for further details.
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| Thief! (15) | A sus achievement for sus people.
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| Turn the Other Cheek (15) | No, the other cheek.
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| Win the Staring Contest (10) | She had to crack eventually.
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