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| "Go ahead. Make my Dad." | Find out who your real dad is.... without cheating.
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| ...Comes Great Public Utility | Score 300 points in Endurodad.
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| A Fraction Of The Beast | Grab exactly 3 of each dad in Dad Divisions.
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| A Good Day to Dad Hard | 100% Uncover everything, head to toe.
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| Collateral Daddage | End an Endurodad round by slipping on a puddle into a shower with the Wrong Dad.
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| Daddy Issues | Shower with the Wrong Dad at least 10 times in a single Dadathlon round.
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| Dippin' Your Toes In | Start the game.
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| Eternal Paternal | Keep the shower running in Dadathlon for at least 3 minutes.
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| Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Dad | Shower with the Wrong Dad at the beginning of an Endurodad round, ending the game.
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| I See Dad People. | Last 3 minutes in Dad Divisions.
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| I Told You I'd Get Around To It | Pass 10 mini-games between levels.
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| Inglorious Bathdads | Earn glory for yourself and your dad.
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| Let's Dance To Dad Divisions | Last 6 minutes in Dad Divisions.
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| No Pun In Ten Dad | Get a 10 Dadstreak in Endurodad or Dadathlon.
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| Reservoir Dads | Grab 6 dads in under 6 seconds.
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| Self-Fulfilling Pop's Slippy | Learn what happens when you fail to read a wet floor sign.
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| Soapico | Get the shower up and running again.
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| Testing The Waters | Keep the shower running in Dadathlon for at least 1 minute.
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| The Dad With The Iron Shower | You showered with one of the toughest dads in town.
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| The Wrongfather Part II | Shower with the Wrong Dad at least 5 times in a single Dadathlon round.
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| With Great Shower... | Score 100 points in Endurodad.
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