| Achievement | How to unlock
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| All Your Balls Are Belong To Me | Win 10 Pachinko games.
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| Cookie Monster | Collect 50 fortune cookies.
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| Corporate Violence | Kill 50 enemies.
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| Disassembly | Finish "Wanton Destruction" expansion.
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| Family Reunion | Finish "Twin Dragon" expansion.
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| Go Speed Racer, Go! | Use the Speed Racer RC car.
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| Horny Rabbits | Breed the rabbits to exhaustion.
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| In The Name Of The Moon | Meet Sailor Moon.
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| Just Heating Up | Finish "Enter The Wang" episode.
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| KABOOM! | Fire Nuclear Missile.
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| Little Snake | Defeat Serpent God boss.
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| Oops, My Bad! | Hit 20 enemies with a vehicle.
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| Singapore Live | Watch TV in Seppuku Station.
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| Speed Runner | Finish any level faster than 3D Realms time.
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| Sword Is A Personal Weapon | Slice 100 evil ninjas with Katana.
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| Taste Like A Chicken | Defeat Sumo Demon boss.
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| Under Every Stone | Find 70 secret areas.
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| Unfinished Business | Finish "Code Of Honor" episode.
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| Unordinary Rabbit | Find Monty Python and The Holy Grail reference.
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| Zillacide | Kill 500 enemies.
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