| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 2 Stones 1 Bird | Attempt a level 25 times.
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| Battle Hardened | Beat 5 levels without dying.
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| Beat Level One | Beat the first level
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| Cloud Nine | Level 25, ride a cloud.
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| Completely Completed | Complete all the levels.
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| Controls Reversed | Beat level 4 with controls reversed.
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| Death is my friend! | Die 50 times.
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| Eat My Dust | Beat the first boss.
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| For Debugging Only! | Find and complete the secret ending.
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| God Like | Kill 50 enemies.
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| I Am > Than Mechs | Beat the second boss.
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| Killing Spree | Kill 25 enemies.
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| Living On a Prayer | Beat half the levels.
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| Never Surrender! | Attempt a level 10 times.
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| New Perspective | Level 29, play as a scroll.
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| No credit card required | Unlock something.
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| Off to the Slammer | Level 11, go to "prison".
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| Oops! Yea that's a bug. | Level 19, crash the game.
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| Play Pong! | Play Pong in the game.
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| Seppuku | Kill yourself with your own weapon.
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| Smiley | Level 9, see a smiley face.
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| Spontaneous Combustion | Explode 50 times
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| Stop breaking the game. | Complete 10 secrets.
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| Teachers Pet | Beat a level with an A+ time.
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| The Collector | Collect 15 Collectables.
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| The Legend | Beat 10 levels without dying.
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| Who's Laughing Now | Beat the third boss.
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| You fell for it! | Fall for it on level two.
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| You have found a bug. | Complete one secret.
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| You're good at dying. | Die 100 times.
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