| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 1000 Bullets (16) | Kill 1000 Goblins
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| Berserk Barmaid (21) | Recruit Stabbygale
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| Bigger Mousetrap (29) | Destroy the Mouse Panzer twice
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| Boom! (51) | Kill 75 Orc Grenadiers and 25 Orc Minethrowers
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| Caucasian Males Can Jump (39) | Examine the Supercalifragilistic Umbrella and the Young Grasshoppah with El Cazador
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| Dark Wings (62) | Kill 100 Gloomshrouds with Brecht
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| Elite Shredder (44) | Kill 200 Goblins Elites with Brecht
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| ElRaser (39) | Kill 100 Orc Plasma Gunners with El Cazador
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| Explosive Exit (62) | Kill 250 Goblin Suicide Bombers with Stabbygale
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| Fall of the Goblin Empire (51) | Kill 1000 Goblin Elites
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| Filthy Rich (24) | Collect a total of 20,000 gold pieces
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| Final Tankdown (51) | Destroy the Mouse Panzer boss with every Rogue Stormer
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| Freedom in Death (26) | Kill M
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| Gentleman Sniper (21) | Recruit El Cazador
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| Goblinstalker (36) | Kill 1000 Goblins with El Cazador
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| Healing Hell (31) | Heal a total of 5000 HP
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| Hero (31) | Complete the game twice
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| How Does It Work? (39) | Examine the EM Device
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| Hunter From the Future (51) | Complete the game 7 times with El Cazador
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| Just a Scratch (11) | Heal yourself for the first time
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| Liberator (62) | Complete the game 20 times
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| Liquid Machinator (39) | Defeat the Dreadwalker, Green Baron and Mouse Panzer bosses with Camille
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| My Love Is Like a Truck (44) | Kill 50 Orc Berserkers with Presto
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| No Time to Bleed (14) | Heal a total of 250 HP
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| Oozing Bombshell (19) | Recruit Camille
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| Operatic Arsonist (15) | Recruit Presto
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| Out of Gas (62) | Kill 50 Goblin Gas Grenadiers with Presto
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| PB & J (51) | Examine the Rusty Drill and the Suspension Spring
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| Pest Control (20) | Kill 2500 Goblins
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| Piercing Pest Control (31) | Destroy 150 Sharkopede Grubs
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| Radiant Goo (51) | Complete the game 7 times with Camille
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| Riot Control (22) | Kill 1000 Goblin Rioters
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| Savior (62) | Complete the game 50 times
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| Slavehunter Hunter (22) | Kill 50 Orc Slavehunters
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| Slick Minion Farmer (44) | Destroy 200 Robocopters with Camille
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| Soylent Green (51) | Kill 10,000 Goblin Rioters
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| Spoiled Rich (36) | Collect a total of 50,000 gold pieces
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| Stabbin' in Style (31) | Examine the Wee Wizard Hat with Stabbygale
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| Stabby Road (62) | Defeat the Dreadwalker, Green Baron and Mouse Panzer bosses with Stabbygale eight times each
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| The Gun Has Been Doubled (39) | Examine the Kinked Barrel and the Minigun
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| Triple-Barreled Terror (51) | Kill 33 Orc Shotgunners with Camille, Brecht and El Cazador
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| Turret Opera (62) | Destroy 100 turrets with Presto
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| Turret Trasher (62) | Destroy 1000 turrets
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| Walking All Over the Dreadwalker (22) | Destroy the Dreadwalker boss twice
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