| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 8-bit Overflow | Kill 256 civilians within a single life.
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| 8-Blow | Blow up 8 vehicles in 8 seconds.
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| A Winner Is You! | Get gold medal scores in all sprees.
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| Big Money! | Match all cards in a single round of the casino game at the Spades To Steal Casino.
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| Bike Bounce | Knock someone off their bike to ricochet another off theirs.
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| Broken Chain | Reach a 99X chain multiplier.
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| Daily Grind | Find all hidden loot bags, payphones and invisible walls.
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| Dance Player, Dance! | Avoid the cops at maximum threat level for 1 minute on foot, without taking damage.
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| Death Cam, No Death | Beat Death Cam VHS without dying.
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| Eco-friendly Fire | Hit 4 people with a single shotgun blast.
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| Feeling Groggy | Get "sick" on "milk".
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| Killabunga! | Kill four green sewer dwellers.
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| Master of Your Domain | Dethrone GLC's high score.
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| Pixel Me Rollin' | Drive 65,536 pixels.
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| Rocky Road Tire Crunch | Hit 25 pedestrians in a row with your car without stopping.
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| Super Turbo Beat Down | Beat Super Stomp Shenanigans in Turbo Mode.
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| The Cosplayer | Play Free Roaming Mode as one of the guest stars.
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| Three Flings | Knockdown three pedestrians with a single fling using the BioClaw.
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| Tool Time | Collect all time machine parts.
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| You Broke The Law! | Raise your threat level by committing a crime that attracts police attention.
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