| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 23 Ways to Die | Die in at least 23 different ways.
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| A Button Pressing God | Finish the game on Ridiculous without dying.
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| Balls of Steel | Get hit in the nuts in every way possible.
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| Chocolate Chocolate | Chocolate Chocolate. Chocolate? Chocolate.
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| Close Enough | Experience at least 90% of the game.
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| In the begining... (Special Edition DLC) | Finish the Press X to Not Die prototype.
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| Oops, I did it again. Again | Don't learn your lesson.
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| Seriously? | Zoom in on Behind The Scenes Photo #8.
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| You Got The Power | Finish the game on at least Hard.
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| You Got The Touch | Finish the game on at least Medium.
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| You're the best | Finish the game on Ridiculous.
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