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| A Jedit Earned | You've saved 10,000 Jedits! Good job!
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| A Jedit Saved | You've earned 2,500 Jedits! Nice work!
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| Abandon Ship! | It's still OK! You've only wrecked 10 times.
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| All About the Jedits | Wow, 250,000 Jedits! Actually, with inflation, it's not as much as it sounds like.
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| Business is Booming | Or, rather, 25 competitor ships are booming, if you know what I mean!
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| Competitive Advantage | You've gotten the edge on 10 competitor ships!
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| Cornering the Market | Mark 5 competitor ships destroyed!
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| Deliverance | With one pizza, fed 5,000...
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| Did I Do That | You're not blaming me for those 75 wrecks, are you?
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| Don't Drive Like This in Real Life | It's one thing in the game, but 50,000 Jedits is no joke.
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| Don't Text and Drive | You owe 100 Jedits in damages!
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| Don't Try This at Home | Only professionals should shark 10 times!
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| Driving in Circles | You've circled around 50 vehicles (and/or houses)!
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| Eject! Eject!!! | 25 wrecks! Are you doing alright?
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| Fender Bender | Just pay the 500 Jedits and hope they don't make a police report.
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| Free Shipping | Which ship do you want to fly, today? You have them all!
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| Going the Distance | 100,000 space miles and counting!
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| I Guess You Went Pretty Far | 2,500,000 space miles. Pretty far, if you think about it.
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| I'M GONNA WRECK IT | Yeah, 200 wrecks! That's how it's done!
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| It's the GPS, I Swear | It's led me in circles 250 times, now.
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| It's Time to Turn Off the Computer | 25,000 pizzas is enough.
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| Like Some Kind of Shark Tornado | You've spun around like a shark 1,000 times, now!
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| Literally Destroying the Competition | Get it? Because you've literally destroyed 75 competitor ships.
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| Maybe This Game Isn't for You | 75 wrecks, I mean...not everyone is good at these kinds of games. It's fine.
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| Maybe You Should Go Outside | 500 wrecks is good. Why not start a new adventure?
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| Mayday! | You've wrecked 5 times. These things happen!
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| Oops | 10 wrecks caused by me?! Sorry!
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| Pardon Me | Hey, look, I didn't cause 25 wrecks on purpose or anything...
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| Pizzarian Empire | Move over, Big Pizza! Pizzarian is #1 in the Jovian system!
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| Please Stop | There's no real reason for you to shark 5,000 times.
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| Reckless Endangerment | 2,500 Jedits! This is going on your permanent record.
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| Rolling in Jedits | 50,000 Jedits should be an adequate amount for rolling purposes.
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| Seriously, You're Doing This on Purpose | 200 wrecks?! Really? Really...?
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| Should Have Bought Insurance | They'd probably drop you after paying 10,000 Jedits, though.
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| Signed, Sealed, Delivered | One whole kilopizza delivered!
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| Special Delivery | I'll take one order of 250 pizzas, please.
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| The Extra Mile | 25,000 extra space miles, to be exact!
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| The Whole Nine Yards | More than 9 yards! You went 5,000 space miles!
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| This Money Isn't Real | You're a fake videogame money millionaire.
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| Tip Top Shop | Everything at your pizza shop is top-knotch, now that you've bought all the upgrades!
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| To Infinity and Beyond | Well, maybe not infinity, but at least 500,000 space miles.
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| We Deliver | You're a 50-pizza delivering machine!
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| What... | I don't even know how you played the game to destroy 200 competitors.
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