| Achievement | How to unlock
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| ATX Master Assembler | Build your replacement computer.
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| Anti-Corporatist Street Vandal | It had it coming.
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| Comfy Car Staycation | Stay with Boom.
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| Freud Was Right | You see that shape everywhere.
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| Gnome Fashion Police | Give your opinion (that nobody asked) on the gnomes' looks.
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| How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rocket | Launch the Rocket.
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| Irresistible Cat | You were curious about the cat.
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| Jack Parsons' Occult Academy for Weird Young Rocketeers | Watch the post-credits scene.
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| Linux Expert Hacker | Send your important e-mail.
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| Meeting New (Age) People | Stay with Kat.
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| Retro Gamer Pals Nostalgic Reunion | Stay with Mick.
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| Squirrel Fool's Errand | Send the Internet guy to every place with no squirrels.
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| This Is Cole, By the Way | Be a better son and call your Mom.
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