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| Auntie Em's Remedy | At least you got your quarter back.
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| Cold Turkey | No scraps today.
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| DUI | Do you know why I pulled you over today?
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| Driver's License | You are a patient, cautious driver. The city thanks you.
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| Express Delivery | Pedal to the metal.
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| Headshot | Professional Killer.
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| How About I Give You The Finger | ..and you give me my phonecall?
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| I'm Not Saying It's Aliens | ...I'm Saying It's Not Aliens.
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| No Smoking | A waste of good tobacco.
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| One Shot, One Kill | Beyond a shadow of doubt, a force to be feared.
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| Paratopic | Be seeing you, friendo.
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| Peeping Tom | Watched the red flower bloom in the dark.
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| Professional | That's what I like to hear.
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| Race To The Border | Let's get it over with.
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| Smoke And Mirrors | Life itself is only a vision, and you are but a thought.
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| Sniper | Got 'em.
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| The Future Is Bright | Thank you for the sacrifices you have made.
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| Those Little Birds | Getting lost in the woods counts as a hobby.
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| Trespass | You're not supposed to be here.
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| Walkabout | No, really. Over here.
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