| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Blockbuster | Defeat Armored Barricade.
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| Calamari | Unknown.
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| DESTROY ALL ROBOTS | Unknown.
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| Doggy Style | Receive a present from the dog.
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| Executive Decision | Defeat Chef.
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| Going Down | Unknown.
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| It's just uhhh...Flour | Unknown.
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| Microtransaction | Defeat Box Dog.
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| Negative Drug Test Results | Defeat Green Yakuza.
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| Nostrovia! | Unknown.
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| Now that was unexpected... | Defeat Vice Admiral after clearing out all the safes.
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| Oh, it's just a dog... | Defeat Doggopter.
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| Sempai Slayer | Defeat Homerun Sempai, and sit on the throne.
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| The Abyss of Power | Deal 1,000,000 in one hit.
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| The Ultimate, Most Powerful Woman in the Milky Way | Unknown.
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| Utopia | Retake Club Shangri-La.
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| WanChai Connection | Unknown.
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| Welcome to New Koza | Reach the Dump Site.
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| World Class Wrecking Crew | Unknown.
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