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| Amazonian Antagonist | In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.
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| Around the World in Several Seconds | Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.
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| Au Naturel | Nothing left to hide.
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| Band of Blubbers | Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.
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| Be the Controller | Connect and play using a game controller.
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| Cod of Duty | The fishslap is the ultimate insult.
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| Dadliest Wardrobe | Collect all ties in the game.
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| Dancing in the Dark | Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
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| Domino Dynamo | They were just lined up so perfectly...
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| Dunk Tank | Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.
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| Everybody Loves Joe | Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.
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| Head Otter | Wear the sea otter head.
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| Independent Woman | Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.
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| No Cutsies | We have rules for a reason.
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| Number 1 Dad | Beat the game without dying.
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| Number 100 Dad | Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
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| Oh Captain, My Captain | Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.
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| Person-al Shopper | Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
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| Poor Workplace Etiquette | Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).
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| Secret Shopper | Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
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| Secrets of the Deep | Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
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| Silent But Dadly | Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.
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| Smokey the Dad | Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
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| Stairs with Attitude | Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.
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| Stay True to Yourself | Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.
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| The Best Man | Get married with the best man on the altar.
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| The Hero they Deserve | Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
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| The Secret Gardener | Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
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| Trickshot-gun wedding | Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.
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| Trim Your Moustache | Get sucked into the riding mower.
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| Unacceptable Purchase! | You're the Earl of Lemondad.
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| World's Best Dad | Beat the game.
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