| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Accidentally Good Dinner | Let's not pretend it was skill.
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| At The End Of Everything | Well, that was weird.
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| Bass Ackwards | It's just four strings, how hard could it possibly be?
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| Best Available Friend | Proximity counts.
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| Brainshot! | A killer's eye.
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| Changing Of The Seasons | Shorter Days, Longer Nights.
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| Crusty | Those had someone else's mouth germs on them!
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| Deep Hollow Hollerers | Music fills empty spaces.
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| Dusk Stargazer | That sounds like someone's name if they could name themselves at age 10.
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| Echoes | Ghosts!
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| He’s from somewhere | And it's here. And there's a trampoline!
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| Hold Onto Anything | Again, that was weird.
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| Horrorshow | "Everything Sucks Forever" says 15 year old horror aficionado and train tracks lurker Lori M.
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| Jenny’s Field | Everything feels bigger and smaller.
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| Knife Fight | Slasher, stabber, all around knifer.
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| Let’s Be Legends | Long after we're gone the kids will still talk about it.
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| Maestro | Four strings and the spite to use 'em.
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| Make It Last | As long as it will.
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| Miracle Rats | Hope springs, rats multiply.
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| Mother Of Vermin | Feed them once and they're yours.
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| Palecat | Stop the bleeding.
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| Poets of Possum Springs | A blueness, a youness, a dankness, a thankness.
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| RABIES! | ALL HAIL RABIES.
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| Seriously? | All sketches? We made the game and have never gotten this. Wow.
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| The End | Oh no. Oh no no no no.
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| The Tooth | No Bobs, No Masters
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| Thryy Wyrd Tyyns | Spooky magic or something. Who knows.
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| Welcome Back! | Well, that could have gone better. Also, a lot worse.
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| What??? | Huh. Ok then. Hm.
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| You killed that poor roach | That was evidence. Probably. Geez.
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| ~*~Demonpower~*~~*~Demonpower~*~ | !!!You have ascended the Demon's Tower!!!
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