| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Achievement Number 1 | Congratulations!
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| All gags you can eat! | You found them!
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| And this is how I met him... | Pants down best looking guy in town!
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| Are we there yet? | No.
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| Awww, you didn't have to! | Must've been love!
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| BRB, gotta catch the train! | It's a bullet-time-train!
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| BURP | CLOSED.
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| Babies are evil! | But aren't we all?
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| Back my fish up! | Pow!
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| Barbeque in my pants! | It's hot!
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| Beat dude with another dude! | Where's my dude, dude?
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| Better call Sos! | He knows all the solutions!
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| CGAWAVE | It's the new best thing!
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| Can I get an 'amen'? | No? Ok.
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| Clear the path! | And get on it!
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| Closing the gap! | Baby steps!
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| DJs don't stage dive, you maniac! | Why would you do that?
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| Date poacher! | At least it worked!
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| Dead end! | Haha!
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| Diligent | It's actually quicker this way too.
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| Do the worm! | Yes!
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| Do you have a spare asteroid? | I might be addicted.
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| Everybody clap! | That's a good landing!
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| Express elevator! | Bye!
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| Food thief! | The food belongs to the colony!
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| Forbidden love! | Ahh, will they ever be together?
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| Giving up is a virtue! | And worth it sometimes too!
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| Hello World! | I drew this!
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| I can't believe you've done that! | He was sleeping!
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| I command this caterpillar! | Go and search for fake money!
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| I love computers | So good.
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| I peed your pants | WHAT?
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| I understand! | It's the language of my people!
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| Ice Swimming! | It's the new cool thing!
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| Imma just hide in the corner | Wait for this to blow over.
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| Is there candy inside? | One way to find out!
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| It's good to be short! | But not always!
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| It's my car! | Gotta make sure it smells like it!
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| It's pants time! | Wow!
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| Keep your feet on the ground! | Or are you burnt out already?
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| Learn to love! | That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
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| Let some fresh air in! | Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
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| Made it all the way! | And what for?
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| Manual trasmission chopper! | They don't make them like they used to!
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| McPixel is mom now! | Free range mom, too!
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| Mom, I'm not a fish anymore! | It was just a phase!
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| My car is so pushy | Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
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| My people need me! | And worst of all, I'm late for work!
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| Not THAT game! | What's the word?
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| Now that's a danger noodle | With a case of nuclear munchies!
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| Nuclear dumpster diving! | What can we find here?
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| Ok, bye! | Weeeeeee!
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| Pee my ride! | Full of gold!
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| Peealot | Peeing upside down since 2012!
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| Please don't come again! | Ouch!
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| Poop goes ploop! | Ploop!
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| Red Herring | It worked!
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| Right in the jimmy! | It was in self defense!
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| Shoot'em up! | Wait, that's not what it's called!
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| Slay the lamb! | It will bring upon destruction!
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| Stop beating my game! | Heeey!
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| Take care of your eyeballs! | Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
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| Take this on your way down! | Down low!
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| Thanks for waiting! | You shouldn't have!
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| That was unnecessary | At least you got an achievement, tho.
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| That's all of them! | Poor dudes!
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| The bar for this dive was high! | It was a high dive bar to overcome!
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| The birth of a salary man | Born to work (aren't we all?)
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| The day is saved! | Yay!
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| The defendant is ready! | Objection!
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| The funniest joke in the world | It even tells you when to laugh!
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| There is nothing else! | You have found all gags in the world!
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| This is fishy! | Need to investigate!
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| This is my missile! | It has been marked!
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| Throw it all away! | Way to go!
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| Touchdown! | Wait, wrong sports!
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| Uno, dos, tres | Quattro!
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| Way to go! | Feels like the end of the world.
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| Well done! | Congratulations!
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| What I always wanted to be when I grow up! | No human, no worries!
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| What what? | Where did it go?
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| What's your goal there? | Eh?
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| Why did you break it? | Someone's gonna need it!
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| Why did you pick this up? | You know what this is, right?
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| Wrong wire! | Sorry, you messed up.
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| Yes | This is the correct thing to do.
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| You can p** the dog | Can I get a retweet for this?
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| You can't hitch a bus! | Or can you?
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| You got hit by a smooth golden bar! | You are now worthy
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| You have a right to remain silent! | It's only fair!
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| You scared it! | You monster!
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| You won't make it back in time | Not a chance.
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| You're a snack! | ...for workgroups!
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