| Achievement | How to unlock
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| ...then blew it up | Blow up Tony.
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| #hashtag | Found every hashtag.
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| All in a day's work | Complete Level 6.
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| Bad Everything Day | Complete Level 3.
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| Blink 2000 times for yes | Blink 2000 times.
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| Bronze before Brains | Get bronze or higher on every time trial.
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| CarPoolin' | Complete Level 4.
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| Character-driven story | Didn't skip any cinematics.
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| Feces Happen | Complete Level 1.
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| Golden Furniture | Get gold on every time trial.
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| Good job, Sam! | Complete Story Mode Single Player.
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| Good job, Sams! | Complete Story Mode Co-Op.
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| Hippie Boy | Went to work without shoes.
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| HOLY FECES! | Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel.
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| Made Tony open a cafe... | Tip Tony.
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| No Child Left Behind | Complete Level 7.
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| No Refunds! | Complete Level 8.
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| OK Papa | Complete Level 5.
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| Piss Perfect | Made no stains on yourself.
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| RoboCorpse | Kill every robot.
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| Silver Spoon in his Mouth | Get silver or higher on every time trial.
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| Skip right to the action | Skipped a cinematic.
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| Slow down dude! | Drove 150 km per hour.
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| Stairway to the living room | Didn't fall down the stairs.
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| Take my breath away | Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times.
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| To hell with Hell | Complete Level 2.
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| Treat yourself twice a day | Drink two cups of coffee.
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| Wordsmith | Spoke perfectly.
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