| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Access Denied | Destroy 5 missiles by hitting them.
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| Ain't Nobody Got Time For That | Beat the game in under two hours.
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| Beware My Fists | Finish a morg man with Vienna's Lion Strike.
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| Blumuwat Massacre | Kill 3 of these guys.
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| Bombing Run | Perform five Falcon Dives without touching the ground.
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| Boot Camp Hero | Defeat all four obstacle courses.
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| Carrie | Defeat Oraskue with only fireballs.
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| Done With This Game | Beat the game with 100% items and 100% map.
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| Elevator Music | Kill the Golem without killing any of the eyelors.
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| Forgot to Block | Defeat Looter without using the shield.
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| French Revolution | Decapitate 100 morg minions.
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| Fruit Power | Kill five deathballs with fruit.
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| Gnome Hunter | Hunt and kill the most dangerous game.
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| Happens to Everyone | Die once to the Red Warlock.
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| Here Kitty, Kitty | Find all of Captain Cuddles' training spots.
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| Jacques Cousteau | Find the treasure in the water cavern in the Chasm.
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| Karma's a Blerrrrch | Get looted by an imp, then get your loot back.
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| Location, Location, Location | Discover the Hidden Shop.
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| Looters' Pinata | Kill a bat, eat the candy.
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| Ludicrous Speed | Run as fast as the game allows.
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| Moby Dick | Complete the game with Abridged mode off.
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| Pancakes! | Get squished by a door or masher.
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| Pop! | Pop a squidly with Brent's Lunge attack.
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| Potato Salad | Beat the game.
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| They Had to Die | Kill all the peochs in the Castle Looter Peoch Pit.
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| Tweaker | Stay in blitz for 60 seconds straight.
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| Victory Lap | Beat the game a second time.
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| Will o' the Wisp | Destroy 5 missiles with wisp.
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| Wisp Whisperer | Have five wisps with you at one time.
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