| Achievement | How to unlock
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| An Act of Love | This can only be...
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| Back to where we met | Remembered your first when it mattered.
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| Beat the boss? | What kind of boss fight was that?
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| Cool story, Bro | Pushed the button because you got bored.
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| Couldn't take a hint | Old Pro had to do it for you.
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| Cultural Collaborator | There is no keypad here, but you did it anyway.
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| Finished the game? | More like... Finished the "game".
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| Fully Utilized | From this point on, you will have to exhaust your own content.
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| Magnum Opus | People will be talking about this for months to come.
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| Placeholder Achievement 99 | Your Words Go Here.
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| Starfather | Got enough of Starfather's speech to make a proper mixtape.
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