| Achievement | How to unlock
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| A Winner is You! | Beat the game.
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| Big Spender | Buy something worth $300 or more.
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| Bless this Mess | Bless any piece of gear at the church to +5.
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| Bow and Widow | Kill the black widow with any bow or crossbow.
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| Cardinal Sin | Kill an endangered cardinal, but not in real life.
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| Failure at Fourteen | Fail any mission where possible.
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| Gold Medal | Pick up a gold-level piece of gear.
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| Good for Gamblin' | Meet Booger Myers and his piggy wagon.
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| Hammer Smith | Upgrade any piece of gear to +4.
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| Holy Hardcore! | Beat the game in Hardcore mode. Yikes!
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| Holy Moly! | Reach level 13 to fill your prayer book.
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| How's it Feel?! | Kill the cult leader with any dagger.
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| It's in the Song! | Die, and get it out of the way.
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| Loaded | Amass $1000. Wee Hoo!
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| Punch n' Judy | Kill the albino bat with your bare fists.
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| River Monster | Kill a Giant Catfish.
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| Space Maker | Sell something to the shop and free up a spot in your backpack.
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| Statastical! | Build your total stats to 50 or more!
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| Stumped! | Get a squirrel to swap out an item on the town's tree stump.
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| Surfin' Cleric | Play guitar with the Booger Myers Band.
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| The Real Deal | Kill the demon super boss!!
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| You're STILL a Cleric! | Beat NG+
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| You're.. Just a Wizard?! | Buy a wand from the enterprising wizard.
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