| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Afternoon at Hemo's | Enter the arcade.
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| Almost Unbearable | Solve the teddy bear mystery.
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| Become the Janitor | Reach the bad ending.
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| Blind Attraction | Tease the Entity with flashlight.
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| Broken Cycle | Reach the good ending.
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| Entity = null | Defeat the Entity.
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| Fastest Gamer in the West | Find the guns.
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| Foam Party | Find the extinguisher.
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| Glitchy Any% | Beat the game in under sixty minutes.
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| HIGHSCORE | Reach the maximum score at JANITOR.
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| Janitor.Print(Key); | Receive help from an unexpected source.
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| Let There Be Light | Find the flashlight.
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| Lights Out | Unleash the Entity.
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| Loremaster | Read all notes in the game.
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| P.A.S.S. | Use extinguisher on the Entity.
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| Payday! | Open a coin slot.
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| Solid Janitor | Evade the Entity in the toilet.
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| Source: not found | Defeat the Source.
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| Totally Screwed | Find the screwdriver.
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| Uncovered | Uncover the events of the arcade.
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