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| A spark in the dark! | Learn about the ultimate genius, Nikola Tesla.
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| All hail to Romero! | Watch "Night of the Living Dead" ingame
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| All mutants must die! | Fight your way through the hatching room.
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| Cinematic! | Watch at least 2 different propaganda movies.
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| Coke for ammo! | Tinker around with ice-cold cola to get more shotgun ammo.
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| Crimson Jihad! | Build a bomb and blow it up!
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| Cry, Baby, Cry! | Make a little girl scream!
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| Damn you, Darwin! | Meet your first fully-grown Homo Novus.
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| For cash, booze and boobies! | Take the job, survive the horrible intro and start the investigations.
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| From Poland with love! | Fall back to good old stealing to solve a puzzle.
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| GAY-o! It´s OK-o! | Support the equal rights movement to get out alive!
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| Hammered like a boss! | Drink a bottle of "Bavarian Blinder" and enjoy the effects!
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| HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED! | Meet the lunatic who designed this game.
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| HENTAI - PROOF! | Survive a tentacle-rape-attack without using lube!
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| History is for p0rn! | Find a vintage adult movie.
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| KATJUSHA! | Sing a proper song for this beauty...
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| My friend Irwin | Ally up with your friendly mutant neighbour!
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| On the wrong side of the jacquerie! | Discover why Agent Smith shall never gain access to UBERSOLDAT!
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| Radiation Penis Enlargement | It worked on Fukushima Fish, it worked on you!
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| Rotten kitty, undead kitty... | little claws of fear, feasting kitty, devouring kitty, your end is near!
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| SCUBA MASTER | Dive in at least two levels in the game.
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| SPACE NAZIS MUST DIE! | Force the Haunebu II flying saucer into retreat!
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| Springtime for Hitler and Germany... | ...Winter for Poland and France!
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| Still on top of the Food Chain! | Survive the first level without getting devoured by hungry mutants.
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| The holy grail of nerdyness! | Re-program a C64 to get out of the office.
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| The Schrödinger-Fermi-Paradoxon | Find out what two of the greatest minds of mankind did to each other...
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| The secret of the GOLDEN HEAD | Find out what the strange voice meant.
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| To bones, with love. | Drink some Schnaps with a friendly skeleton.
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| Yog-Sothoths Puppetmaster | Resurrect & control a fallen soldier!
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| Your gods are dead - Cthulhu is rising! | Get additional informations on the infamous NECRONOMICOM!
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