| Achievement | How to unlock
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| AAAAAaAaaAAAAAH! | Commit 50 suicides
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| Ace | Score 50 points in Pong
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| Addicted | Play for 4 hours
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| Buy New Games Already | Play 500 rounds
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| Catas-Trophy | Score 30 own goals in Soccer
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| Counterstriker | Perform 100 kills by deflecting a bullet
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| Cross Eyed | Play for 1 hour
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| Deepspace Gung-Ho | Fair and Square10
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| Fair and Square | Realize 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch
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| Full Throttle | Score 2000 points in Death Race
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| Futbolista | Score 50 goals in Soccer
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| Game set and match | Score 500 points in Pong
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| Hyperdrive Maraton | Travel a cumulative 3000km
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| Hyperdrive Massacre | Realize a whoppin' 50,000,000 points in Deathmatch
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| Hypergladiator | Play 50 rounds
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| Hyperplayer | Play 10 rounds
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| In the Fable, the Tortoise Wins | Everyone keep a ridiculously low average speed for the round
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| Joga Bonito | Score 100 goals in Soccer
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| Mile High Club | Travel a cumulative 500km
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| Mirror Mirror | Perform 20 kills by deflecting a bullet
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| My Pals Come 'Round A Lot | Play 100 rounds
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| No Joy | Commit 10 suicides
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| Obsessed | Play for 10 hours
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| Selfless | Score 5 own goals in Soccer
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| Slam | Score 100 points in Pong
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| Speed Racer | Score 500 points in Death Race
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| Square Eyes | Play for 2 hours
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| Starting Small | Play one round
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| Suicidal Tendencies | Commit 25 suicides
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| Super Dynamic Killing Time | Everyone keep a ridiculously high average speed for the round
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| The Beautiful Game | Score 500 goals in Soccer
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| Undying | Win a match without being killed once
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| We can't stop here | Score 8000 points in Death Race
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| Whoops | Commit 5 suicides
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