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| ...including the trio (11) | Finished the epilogue (Secret)
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| (lenny face) (11) | You know what you did (Secret)
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| And they all lived happily ever after (11) | Finished the story (Secret)
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| Born just in time for dank memes (11) | Turned on Goofball Mode (Secret)
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| First Piece of Treasure (11) | Found the first piece of treasure (Secret)
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| Journal Get! (11) | Got a copy of the miner's journal
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| Look With Your Special Eyes! (11) | Tried out the hi-contrast textbox. Who knows, you might like it! (Secret)
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| Met Jumbo (11) | Let's hope you don't ever again (Secret)
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| Modern Art (11) | Checked out the guest art section. Now all it needs is a glass case. (Secret)
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| Now For The Book Report (11) | Unlocked every journal entry
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| On the Road Again (10) | Started a new game
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| Second Piece of Treasure (11) | Didn't find the second piece of treasure (Secret)
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| Slow and steady wins the race (11) | Set the character speed below 10 characters per second (Secret)
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| SPEED SPEED LOVER (11) | Turned on skip mode for all messages (Secret)
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| Third Piece of Treasure (11) | Now you're back on track (Secret)
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| Up All Night Till The Sun (11) | Got lucky at blackjack (Secret)
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| You Really Do Care! (12) | Checked out the credits on your own time (Secret)
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