| Achievement | How to unlock
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| A New Life | Finish Act 5 and beat the game.
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| A Story From North America | Defeat the Giant Spider.
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| Attack Its Weak Point | Defeat The Crab Boss.
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| Chivalry Is Dead | Defeat the Knight.
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| Cool/Yes | Acquire the Magic Mace.
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| Drill Baby Drill | Acquire the Drill.
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| Get The Frying Pan | Defeat the Bear.
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| Greatest Hero Ever (Like You Are Right Now) | Defeat the Alien Robot.
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| He Who Fights Monsters... | Finish Act 4.
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| Nine Ring Circus | Finish the Circus Level.
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| No Treats, Only Tricks | Finish the Halloween Level.
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| On The Road Again | Finish Act 3.
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| One Punch Man | Play through the whole game using only the Fire Punch special move.
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| Praise RNGsus! | Win a game of Snakes and Ladders.
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| Real Hero | Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
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| Running With No Direction | Finish Act 1.
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| Safe...For Now | Finish Act 2.
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| School's Out Forever | Finish the Night School level.
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| Sea Shellshock | Acquire the Mermaid Cannon.
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| Shipping Wars | Defeat the Pirate Captain.
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| The Greatest Show in Hell on Earth | Defeat the Elephant Boss.
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| This One's For You, Morph! | Defeat Marigold.
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| Tough Break, Kid | Fight the school bullies.
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| Ultimate Warrior | Use every special move at least once.
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| Use The Max Force | Acquire the Laser Staff.
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