| Achievement | How to unlock
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| ??? | why are you here? (Secret)
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| [][][][][][][][][][][][][][] | Defeat the Eye (Secret)
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| A Dozen Corpses | Eat a dozen corpses. 12. Twelve c (Secret)
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| Classic | Beat the game with every class.
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| Fly Swatter | Exterminate a giant bug.
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| Fun Run | Win against an old friend (Secret)
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| Greetings, Traveler | Welcome Home (Secret)
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| It Belongs In a Museum | Send a dusty artifact packing.
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| Not Even Death | Battle prime beefcake and win.
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| Osteophobic | Put some old bones to rest.
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| Perseverance | Restart Level 1 three times in a row (Secret)
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| Pun-ishment | Ice a pesky pun master.
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| Vendetta | Defeat the boys twice (Secret)
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| W e lc m | g reetings t r avel er (Secret)
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| Witch You Thought | Give an old hag a bad hangover.
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| Word Vomit | I've said too much (Secret)
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| You Get The Horns | (Secret)
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