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| "'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." | Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
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| "...so large" | Meet the mechanics.
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| "...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." | Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
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| "Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" | Visit with Maximino.
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| "Consider it an homage." | Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
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| "Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" | Use the hole punch.
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| "Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" | Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
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| "Happy trails, Captain." | See Chepito on his way.
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| "Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." | Listen to Carla's whole story.
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| "I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." | Hold to your commitments.
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| "I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" | Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
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| "I wasn't always this color!" | Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
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| "I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." | See Bruno on his way.
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| "It shone, pale as bone..." | Look at the moon.
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| "IT'S A BUST-ALL!" | Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
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| "It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." | Talk to Glottis about cravings.
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| "Join or Die! Again!" | Receive a message from Eva.
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| "Lousy bony fingers!" | Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
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| "Manny, we've given up. All of us." | Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
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| "Manuel! Is everything okay?" | Play with the radio.
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| "ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" | Chant with the bees.
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| "Oh Rusty Anchor" | Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.
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| "Oh, Lola..." | Revisit the place where you left Lola.
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| "Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." | Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
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| "Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" | Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
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| "Plus, we look good in these clothes!" | Talk to Glottis about leaving.
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| "Precisamente, amigo." | Learn of a nefarious plot.
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| "Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" | Try to intimidate the pigeons.
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| "Save your breath..." | Try to explain to Meche.
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| "Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." | Scare the living a few times.
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| "So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" | Try to convince Verago to help you out.
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| "Stop showing off for the girl!" | Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.
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| "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" | Crack a joke.
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| "The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" | Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
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| "We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." | Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
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| "We only have one mop." | Check your job qualifications with Celso.
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| "We're straight stingers, you know?" | Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
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| "Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." | Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
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| "Well, maybe just a sip..." | Sample the Marillo de Oro.
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| "What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." | Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
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| "YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" | Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
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| *sniff* *sniff* | Make the angelitos cry.
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| The Right Way | Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
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| Year 1 | Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
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| Year 2 | Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
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| Year 3 | Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
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| Year 4 | Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
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