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| Brotherly Love | Beau showed up at a special event.
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| Darwin Award | You just improved the gene pool.
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| Do You Even Rob, Bro? | His bark was much worse than his bite.
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| End of a Salesman | You finished the game.
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| Filthy Animal | You forgot your cookies...
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| Good Guy | You remained above negative influence.
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| Great Commoner | A little celebrity endorsement is never a bad thing.
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| History Repeating | Die the way your descendant might.
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| Lazy Bum | If only all sales were this easy.
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| Logic King | You solved the land auction puzzle without hints.
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| Oh My Guard | You haven't lost your touch.
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| Professional Poisoner | You managed to survive in Havana without arousing suspicion.
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| Relics Of The Present | What's he doing here?
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| Salesman | You were able to persuade one person without using Seller Intuition.
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| Smooth Criminal | You really know how to cover your tracks.
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| Super Salesman | You were able to persuade everyone without using Seller Intuition.
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| You Might Learn Something | Played the game with commentary on.
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| You're Going Toupee For That | You've got a bright future ahead of you as a common thug.
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