| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Alexander Goatstafsson | Win the title bout!
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| Angel Goat | Do no evil.
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| Around the World on 5 Trampolines | Visit all the 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
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| Boulder of Death | Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
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| Cardio kills your gains | Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
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| Devil Goat | We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
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| Dodge This | Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
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| FINALLY | Become the master of the goat tower.
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| Goat of the hill | Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
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| Goat Queen | Become the Queen of Goat Ville.
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| I can't believe that worked | Do 10 front flips in one trick.
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| Involuntary QA | Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
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| LOEK master | Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue.
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| Matress Madness | Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
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| Mile High Club | Lick the Hanging Glider.
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| Pedestrian | Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue.
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| Rymdskepp i Rymden | Travel to space!
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| The Flapmaster | Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
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| Try Hard | Find all the trophies!
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| Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? | Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
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| What is its purpose? | Thrash the Goathenge.
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