| Achievement | How to unlock
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| (the) Finale | Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue.
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| A gnorp is born | Get your first gnorp.
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| Coax it | Coax successfully twenty times in a row.
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| Getting somewhere | Prestige and have a total of ten talent points.
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| Gnorp Slam! | Have hundred slammers.
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| Gnorpcalibur! | Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock.
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| It didn't deserve this | Brutally, viciously murder a drone before its time by clicking on it.
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| MY EYES | This is your own fault.
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| Mountaineers #1 | Have mountaineers collect the most.
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| New beginning | Prestige for the first time.
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| Retro-Futuristic Warfare | Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows.
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| Speed | Reach the first compression event within five minutes of clicking the rock.
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| The ground trembles | Reach your first compression event.
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| They burn bright, and hit the rock so right | Have ten bombers bathed in fire at the same time.
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| Uh, is this allowed? | Acquire shards without having built the stash.
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| What do I choose?? | Have three unspent Zybellium.
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| Y2K | Have twenty drones die at the same time.
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