Achievement | How to unlock
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Big Balls | Kill Kang.
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Boot Camp | Survive the tutorial!
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Creeper | Load the crafting menu.
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Dogs of War | Destroy the space station!
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Fire in the Sky | Survive the asteroid belt.
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Goodman! | "The game just called me a f$#!stick!"
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Gorbachev | Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
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Hand over Fist | Rip both arms off a mech.
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Ho Lee Fuke | Defeat Kang's weird faceship.
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I am a Real American | Hatred For None
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Into the Void | I understand and I wish to continue.
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Ivan Getridov | Kick the Comrade's ass!
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More Weirds | Complete level 666.
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Nice shootin', Tex | Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1.
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No Respect | Skip Credits.
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Pass the Two Million Sunblock | Into the sun. Well done.
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Poo Poo Pee Pee | Punch a Toilet.
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Push Over | Okay. Fine!
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Putin | No peace! Kill the Comrade!
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Shot to the Heart | Defeat the Worm's heart.
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Slick Willie | Beat any level without taking damage.
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Spineless | I am weak.
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Sweating Bullets | Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage.
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The Biggest Little | Complete 9-1.
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The Level Above Human | Beat Heaven.
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These Colors Don't Run | Destory the Cock Sauce Factory.
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Tipper Gore | Complete a level with the middle finger censored.
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Yeah, BRAH! | Get a million points on 1-1.
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You Played Yourself | Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray.
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Yuri Gannadye | Kill the Comrade!
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