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| 88 MPH | Complete Time Train.
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| A Link To The Past | Complete Human Zoo.
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| Can't Stop Me Now | Stay alive for 4 minutes in Arena Mode.
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| Castle Crasher | Complete Castle.
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| Easy Does It | Complete story mode on Easy difficulty.
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| Final Fight | Complete the last stage.
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| First Blood | Slay your first enemy.
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| Gay Pride | Select the lumberdude as Tim's fiancee.
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| Hard Labour | Complete story mode on Harder difficulty..
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| Have a Chocolate | Watch to the end of the credits.
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| I Will Survive | Stay alive for 3 minutes in Arena Mode.
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| It Begins | Complete Tutorial / Woodland.
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| King Brawler | Take out 10000 belligerent bears.
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| Lair Of The Cave Bear | Complete Musty Cave.
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| Let's Do The Twist | Reach the fake ending.
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| Max Bartholomew | Max out Bartholomew's abilities.
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| Max Brian | Max out Brian's abilities.
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| Max Brian Bear | Max out Brian Bear's abilities.
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| Max Candy | Max out Candy's abilities.
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| Max Cave Bear | Max out Cave Bear's abilities.
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| Max Clive | Max out Clive's abilities.
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| Max Cochise | Max out Cochise's abilities.
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| Max Desire | Max out Desire's abilities.
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| Max Frederick | Max out Frederick's abilities.
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| Max Jimbo | Max out Jimbo's abilities.
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| Max King Bear | Max out King Bear's abilities.
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| Max Lumberbear | Max out Lumberbear's abilities.
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| Max Rembrandt | Max out Rembrandt's abilities.
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| Max Rodrigo | Max out Rodrigo's abilities.
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| Max Santa | Max out Santa's abilities.
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| Max Scratchy | Max out Scratchy's abilities.
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| Max Tim Burr | Max out Tim Burr's abilities.
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| Max Tommy | Max out Tommy's abilities.
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| Max Trevor | Max out Trevor's abilities.
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| Max Will | Max out Will's abilities.
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| Maximum Carnage | Reach maximum level for all characters.
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| Never Back Down | Die and restart 10 times in story mode.
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| Pause Master | Pause and resume the game.
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| Pit-Fighter | Play 25 games in Arena Mode.
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| Pretty Good Brawler | Take out 5000 belligerent bears.
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| Punisher | Play 250 games in Arena Mode.
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| Renegade | Play 50 games in Arena Mode.
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| Road To Hell | Complete The King's Road.
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| Rookie Brawler | Take out 100 belligerent bears.
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| So-so Brawler | Take out 1000 belligerent bears.
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| Staying Alive | Stay alive for 2 minutes in Arena Mode.
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| Still Alive | Stay alive for 1 minute in Arena Mode.
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| Straight As An Arrow | Select the lumbergirl as Tim's fiancee.
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| Streets Of Bears | Complete Bearhattan.
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| Survival of the Fittest | Stay alive for 5 minutes in Arena Mode.
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| The Equalizer | Play 500 games in Arena Mode.
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| The New Normal | Complete story mode on Hard difficulty.
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| They're Flocking This Way | Complete Volcanic Plains.
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| Unstoppable | Complete game without using a continue.
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| Vendetta | Play 100 games in Arena Mode.
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| Worser and Worser | Complete Forbidden Zone.
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| You Can't Touch This | Complete Hammertime Station.
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