| Achievement | How to unlock | 
|---|
| Ammo Boy! | Bring 5000 ammo to ammo boy's shop. | 
| An Exceptional Mind | You retired one of Leopold's creations. | 
| Angel Eyes | You retired one of Leopold's creations. | 
| Big nude dude. | You landed on Pluto. | 
| By Jove! | You blew up Jupiter! | 
| Donald | You retired one of Leopold's creations. | 
| Fog Shark | You landed in Uranus. | 
| Gene Master | Hoard 64 DNA points. | 
| Giantpacker | You retired one of Leopold's creations. | 
| Gotta catch 'em all. | Unlock all ships. | 
| Hornet's Nest | You landed in Jupiter. | 
| I fought the law and I won. | You landed on Earth. | 
| I want money, that's what I want. | Have 10000 $. | 
| King Vomit | You retired one of Leopold's creations. | 
| Naked Weapon | Finish the game without upgrading Celine. | 
| Nopetune | You blew up Neptune! | 
| Not even Pluto. | You blew up Ceres! | 
| Obsolete driver | You landed on Ceres. | 
| Pale blue gone. | You blew up the Earth! | 
| Perfect creation | Fully upgrade your clone before launch. | 
| Pluto was not a planet. | You blew up Pluto! | 
| Red Moron | You retired one of Leopold's creations. | 
| Rosewellised | You landed on Mars. | 
| Say goodbye to the rings. | You blew up Saturn! | 
| Shrimpy | You landed in Saturn. | 
| Space Gorilla | You retired one of Leopold's creations. | 
| Superfriends! | Assemble the perfect crew! | 
| Tell Elon that Mars is gone. | You blew up Mars! | 
| Total Chaos | Finish the game with all the rogulator's switches turned off. | 
| Toupee | You retired one of Leopold's creations. | 
| U Boom | Yon landed in Neptune. | 
| Urased | You blew up Uranus! | 
| You're winner! | The winner is a you! |