| Achievement | How to unlock
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| As You Wish | Survive Glorg.
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| Can't Touch This! | Survive 'Slow Dance' for 40 seconds without dying.
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| Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours! | Beat all gold times.
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| Electronic Super Done! | Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level.
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| Electronic Super King! | Earn every achievement.
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| Get To The Chopper! | Clear level 'Over By Christmas' without dying and collect both Stars.
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| Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza | Clear 'Slow Dance' without killing anything.
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| I'm a Star-vivor! | Clear level 'Run Coward' without dying and collecting the Stars.
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| It's Called "Butts" Now | Clear 'Flap Your Brains Out.'
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| Make Love, Not War | Clear 'Babylon' without killing anything.
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| Mass Murder | Murder The Pope.
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| Mean Green Machine | Clear every level in World 4.
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| Rear-venge! | Defeat The Groove Wizard.
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| So Good I Ripped My Pants | Clear 'Ol' Ball and Chain.'
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| So Long And Thanks For All The Stars | Collect every star.
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| Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! | Earn zero deaths on every level.
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