| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 99 (Red) Balloons | Floating in the summer sky.
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| Cell Song | I hear someone singing...
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| Checkmate | Defeat the Mother Superior.
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| Coffee Junkie | I need more coffee! More!
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| Déjà Vu | I think I've been here before...
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| Droggeljug | Droggeljug!
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| Edna's Hideout | Finish chapter two.
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| Electric Shock | Aaaargh!
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| Fast Learner | I don't need no tutorial!
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| Fight Club | If in doubt - give him a clout!
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| Hare Scare | Defeat all Harveys.
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| Heraldry | X marks the spot.
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| Hoo Hoo | Hoo hoo. Whit woo. Terwit terwoo.
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| Lady Justice | Justice prevails.
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| Loathing Mini Games | I hate mini games!
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| Mnemonic Device | Help the old man.
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| Multiple Endings | Multiple endings? I need to see 'em all.
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| Pathfinder | Find the right path.
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| Pizza Time | Did someone here order a pizza?
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| Quick Time Event | They don't really have quicktime events in this game, right?
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| Role Play Gamer | Sleep!
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| Row Master | Row, kid! Row for your life!
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| Shibuya Power | Shibuya power!
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| Short Arms | Lilli's arms were too short.
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| Sisyphean Labor | How's that supposed to help?
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| Sun King | Even the sun follows my command!
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| Super Girl | That doesn't apply to me.
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| The Asylum | Finish chapter three.
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| The Convent | Finish chapter one.
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