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| Baby Ruthless | Murdered Garrett after his chocoloate bar transgression. Don't worry -- we were all thinking it.
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| Disctatorship | Elected a plastic disc as your leader? Seriously? Maybe you should have run a background check on him first.
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| Electric Snake | The GameBrick -- A gaming and snake-killing multi-device! Convenient!
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| Everyone Else Was Doing It | Ate hallucination mushrooms. Took a trip... While on a trip.
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| Friends, Rita, countrymen, Lend Me Your Ears | Heard George's 'poem' for Jolene. Yep, we cried too.
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| Garrett Rescued | Garrett was rescued from the island.
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| George Rescued | George was rescued from the island.
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| I Needed An Adult | Left Garrett alone and unsupervised at camp with a concussion. Have you no heart?
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| I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up | Went out on a limb one too many times.
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| It's Raining Cats And ... Cats | Apparently you valued the kitty over all the humans. Solid decision.
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| Jolene Rescued | Jolene was rescued from the island.
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| Kitties n' Bits | Curiosity did its thing in the worst way possible.
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| Last Woman Standing | Nobody but you lived to witness your beautiful rescue.
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| Loyalty Test | Teddy somehow convinced you to abandon the group, but it was all a ruse! Sucker!
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| Maybe Lightning Does Strike Twice | Steve has two close calls with the wrath of Zeus.
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| Military Issue Border Vehicle | We thought that purple truck looked familiar...
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| Murder She Wrote | Witnessed blood spilled in the jungle... and you didn't even get any coconuts!
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| Nice Kitty | Lost a limb to a jaguar. At least it wasn't your frying pan arm.
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| Party like it's 1999 | Partied on a boat.
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| Rita Rescued | Rita was rescued from the island.
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| Rusty Cage and Run | Left someone for dead in the shipwreck. So much for comradery!
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| Secret Acquirer | Jolene told you about her web of purple lies.
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| Shady Business Practices | Gathered enough evidence to put an end to Dysast Air. Seriously... Bus parts and duct tape?
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| Stapled Inseam | Steve finally put his 10 years of stapling experience to good use.
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| Steve Rescued | Steve was rescued from the island.
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| Teddy Rescued | Teddy was rescued from the island.
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| That's Not A Tin Can | Used Teddy's metal detector to detect some seriously hazardous metal.
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| The Cold Shoulder | Ice job! Give yourself a hand.
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| Till Death Do Us Part | Good job keeping their marriage intact. Plus, divorce is expensive anyway!
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| Time Enough at Last | Teddy's glasses were broken. He unfortunately cannot read this achievement description right now.
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| To Serve Man | Took a bite out of a fellow survivor. Meat's meat, right?
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