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| Anything For An Awardment | Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez.
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| At Least It's Not Stamps | Collected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign.
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| Big Spender | Spent one hundred coins.
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| Catch them all | Found all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign.
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| Consumerism | You bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!
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| Everyone Gets This One | You progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though?
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| Got the Girl | Finished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl.
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| Hole in the wall | Discovered a hidey-hole!
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| I've Got a Ruddy Gun! | Found a weapon that in no way unbalances the game.
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| Master of Unlocking | Found all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die.
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| My favorite awardment | I'm Player and this is my favorite awardment in the game.
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| Nice Try | You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free!
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| Not Exactly Noble | Your willingness to sacrifice yourself for the sake of exploration knows no bounds.
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| Still Better Than Stamps | Collected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die.
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| Story is Important | You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats?
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| Who's a Good Player? | Given the run around, you still played fetch and helped everyone! Good job!
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| You Did It! Kind of. | You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more?
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| You maniacs! You blew it up! | You lived long enough to die a hero and did what had to be done.
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