| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Bigger, Better, More Badasserer | Win 3 chainsaw duels.
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| Bleep bloop! | Get all achievables. Open presents, jump jump, squirtgun fight, kill squid, watch credits.
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| Game Reviewers Shall Be Pleased | Unlock Pretty Princess Difficulty.
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| I Did Not Use A FAQ For This | Collect all Ghost Beads.
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| In The End I Am Free | Beat the game on any difficulty as Yuki.
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| Lead Dishwasher | Beat the game on Samurai difficulty as The Dishwasher or Yuki.
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| Limb Storm 20XX! | Violently separate 100 enemies.
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| See, I Have Made Them Better | Spray three expensive paintings with their owners' blood.
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| The Disease is Dead | Kill Yuki's Demon.
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| They Totally Chopped My Arm Off | Escape from Iffenhaus Space Prison.
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| Twitch Game Master Extreme Ultra | Beat all Arcade levels.
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| We'll Purge and Purge | Beat the game on any difficulty as The Dishwasher.
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