| Achievement | How to unlock
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| BONK champion! | Fists go BONK.
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| Banana...? | Banana.
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| Certified Gamer Dad | You launched the game and you're now a certified gamer dad!
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| Certified Mower Dad | I came. I mowed. I kicked grass.
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| GRAVITY HAMMER!! | It make big boom!
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| I went to space | Launch pad goes weee.
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| KABOOM!! | Ehehe Box goes kaboom.
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| Knock knock! | Who's there? A knuckle sandwich!
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| Professional dad certificate | This is only for the most professional dads.
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| Splish splash | Dad's can't swim, so why would you do that?
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| Win one game! | Congratulations, you won your first game!
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