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| A Solar Shave | He jet along the red razors edge. No fuel left-but living life was his pledge.
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| Cold Embrace | For a twelfth of an hour all he’d know was distant planets hung far below.
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| Dedicated | Three planets to train him, three more to inspire. And three more yet-it’s what the achievement requires.
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| Destiny's Errand | He found the one to whom 8 belonged. From behind a beard rewards were spawned.
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| Double Dragon | See both the fire breather trying to heat up his heart, and the ice breather trying to break his smile apart.
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| In the Rough | Asteroid suspicions of treasure concealed. Rock cracked in half: rewards revealed.
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| Ma...ma...? | Tended egg from love to life. Now a creature helps fight fiends with friendship rife.
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| Part of the 1337 Team | Their forces combined and changed the Earth. He dreamed of such power since before his birth.
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| Phew | His last lifeline thought lost to infinite space. Yet he made it back to soil: so safe.
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| Photon Sin Thesis | Encountered evil within three seeds, vanquished that evil without concede.
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| Right Round, Baby | The stars spun dizzily through skies above. The soil beneath restored with love.
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| Selfless Savior | Navigating the cosmos with seeds in hand, he successfully grew new life so grand.
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| The Mod | NeoGAF’s orbit became overrun fast. He nuked the thread with a megaton blast.
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| The Pacifist | Their bullets hit, his skin was bruised... but his weapons remained unused.
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| We Win, Gracie | The rock creeped closer-impending fear. When the bombs went off: victory cheer.
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| Wisdom | The truth revealed, the story told. Not quite sure why he’s so darn old.
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