| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Aren't You Clever | Win The Tutorial Level.
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| Disloyal Customer | Win a metagame using every tech.
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| Hello There! | Boot up the game.
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| Look Sir, Free Crabs! | Save a preset with 10 crabs.
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| Look Sir, Free-- OH GOD NO! | Release 500 crabs on your enemies.
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| One Star General | Win the metagame.
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| Pyrrhic Victory | Win a battle with more deaths than your enemy.
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| So That's What It's About | Watch the intro.
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| Technical Win | Lose a battle with less deaths than the victor.
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| These Guys Are Awesome! | Download 5 workshop mods.
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| War Torn | Fight 999,999 battles.
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