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| After Party | Get Jed's sexual ending.
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| Always Faithful | Get Phil's romantic ending.
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| Cavity Search | Get your cavity searched.
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| Cookolding | Cuckold someone for poor culinary skills.
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| Cupcake Is Good | Enjoy a cupcake.
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| Darwin Award | Jump up and down in a broken elevator.
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| Dat Ass | Taste one of life's finer pleasures.
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| Destroyer | Destroy a construction site.
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| Doin' It: Desk Edition | Get busy on a desk.
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| Film Buff | Make it through the award winning film, "While I Sleep"
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| Friends and Lovers | Get Ian's romantic ending.
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| Honor Roll | Graduate with honors.
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| Hostage Situation | Survive a kidnapping.
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| Isn't It Romantic | Get Amos's romantic ending.
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| Just Desserts | Try an exotic ice cream flavor.
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| Love Knows No Bounds | Romance your pet fish.
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| Milk Drinker | Drink milk like a boss.
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| Monkeying Around | Go with Ian to South America.
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| Mug Shot | Get your mugshot taken.
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| Music Maker | Get Jed's romantic ending.
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| Plant Killer | Uproot a plant for a loved one.
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| Puttin' On The Ritz | Wear a top hat.
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| Save the Fish | Take a laxative.
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| Snip Snip | Sell a personal item that belongs to a famous pop star.
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| Teacher's Pet | Get Alex's romantic ending.
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| The Bad Roommate, Part One | Use Ian's lube.
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| The Bad Roommate, Part Two | Use Ian's toy.
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| The Powers That Be | Attempt to take down your university's corrupt athletics department.
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| The Rickroller | Commit the crime of rickrolling.
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| Touchdown | Get Brad's romantic ending.
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| Trivia Buff | Win a game of trivia.
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| Wallbreaker | Break the fourth wall.
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