| Achievement | Description
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| Bleedin' | Take 200 points of physical damage.
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| Call Kenny Loggins | Reach the last 5 cards of the Pyramid deck.
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| Clumsy | Encounter 3 traps in a row.
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| Cruelty Zoo | Murder the wildlife (Kill 200 animals).
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| Death and Glory. And Death. | Discover all endings.
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| Fisto | Punch Darkness.
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| Glowin’ | Take 200 points of Radiation poisoning.
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| Groovy | Avoid losing your chainsaw to the lunatic
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| Hard | Beat the game on 'Hard'.
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| I forgot how to warrior | Have your Reflex, HtH or Marksmanship reduced to 5.
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| It gets worse here everyday | Die in the jungle.
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| John 1:5 | Kill Darkness 25 times on any difficulty.
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| Laser Loser | Lose your Laser Lance twice in a single game.
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| Laser Lost | Lose your Laser Lance.
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| Make your Time | Lose 100 games.
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| Masochist | Beat the game on 'Classic.
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| Normal | Beat the game on 'Normal'.
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| Please stand up | Kill all 5 shades before defeating Darkness.
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| Re-Dead | Kill 200 Zombies.
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| Score! | Gather over 10,000 points.
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| Sooner or later, you have to let go | Unlock the ‘Jaguar’ weapon
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| Turnin’ | Take 200 points of Venom poisoning.
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| Vandal | Destroy the Statue in a single round.
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| Waning | Kill 200 Moon cultists
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| Welcome to Die! | Lose a game.
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