| Achievement | How to unlock
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| A Midsummer Knight's Thieve | Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
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| Corruption | Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
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| Creamed Corn | Food-based destruction.
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| Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies | Peered into everyone's fate.
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| Embrace Impermanence | Broke bridges.
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| Fire In The Hole | 3 die by the Miner's hand.
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| Funnier Than a Burning Carnival | Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
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| God Bless Us, Every One | Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
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| Grand Theft Karma | Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
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| Hazardous Work Environment | Slipped, where wet.
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| It Belongs In a Museum | Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
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| Learn to Stop Worrying | Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
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| Prevenge | Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
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| Redemption | Saw the good in everyone.
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| Remorse | Remembered it's wrong to steal.
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| Royal Buffet | Where did the King go anyway?
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| Shoplifting | Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
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| Smells Like Team Spirit | Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
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| Such Bad Children | Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
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| The Whole Story | Collector of forgotten dreams.
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| To Soothe A Savage Beast | Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
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| Walk Like An Adventurer | Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
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| Weight of the Beast | The scale reveals a baleful figure.
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| Well Done | Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
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| What You Always Wanted | Reached the bottom of The Cave.
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| Who Wants to Live Forever | Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
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| Win-win-win-win-win-win-win | Everyone reached the bottom.
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