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| 50 Days On The Job | Cargo Corp honored your 50th day on the job with a small picture of a gold watch.
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| Annihilator | You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 1000 monsters!
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| Bearer Of Coffee | A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Bearer of Coffee trainee.
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| Cap Hoarder | Cargo Corp has noticed that you collected 100 caps. Please spend your money to buy Cargo Corp equipment.
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| Cargo Commander | A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of junior Cargo Commander.
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| Curse Quota Exceeded | Cargo Corp warns you that your curse quota of 100 has been exceeded. Please refrain from shouting obscenities.
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| Eradicator | You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 20 monsters!
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| Exterminator | You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 200 monsters!
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| Fast Learner | Cargo Corp wishes to congratulate you with finding all possible cargo on your first day.
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| Home Sweet Home | I made a drawing for you, dad, about when you finally came home!
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| Memory Of A Mug | After carrying your coffee mug through 5 containers of a wave without breaking it, you remembered the day your wife bought it for you.
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| Multikill | Killing 5 mutants with one bullet reminded you of your son breaking his hand on five wooden boards with one strike on his karate training.
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| Packing Mule | A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Packing Mule trainee.
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| Parcel Warning | Cargo Corp has noticed all the parcels you received from home. Please contact your designated office shrink for homesickness tests.
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| Priorities | I made a drawing of you, killing a mutant in a container while choking in space!
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| Team Building | Cargo Corp has noted that you have met 50 co-workers and wishes to applaud your teamwork and social skills.
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| Toilet In Space | This drawing is for you dad, a toilet in space!
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| World's Strongest Dad | Here's a drawing of you dad, with all guns and armor and explosives and upgrades!
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