| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 24/7 2fort | Win a sniper battle.
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| Action Man | Get a kill with a bolt action, pump and lever action gun in one match.
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| Arsenal | Unlock all original 70 weapons.
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| Big Mess | Get your head blown off while voluntarily barfing.
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| Cash Rules Everything Around Me | Unlock a gold weapon.
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| Champ | Win a game of Deathmatch or Weapons Deal.
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| Cool Island Song | Kill an enemy with a pineapple.
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| Desert Secret | Destroy the evil magician once and for all.
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| Elemental Master | Take damage from a molotov and a nitrogen charge. While tased.
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| Fields Secret | Nobody likes helicopters.
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| Gettin' Educated | Play the tutorial.
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| Grave Filler | Kill 1000 enemies.
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| Hup Hup | Kill an enemy while you are both in the air.
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| Just Blew in from Stupid Town | Blow yourself up with a vest in Team Deathmatch.
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| Kill 'em All | The only achievement you'll ever need.
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| Luke Parry | Parry 100 enemies.
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| My New Gun | Unlock a new weapon.
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| NET+ Certified | Successfully host your own game.
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| No Type-killing | Kill an enemy who is typing.
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| Put Him Out of His Misery | There's just one message in the PDA - 'Kill Spasman.'
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| That's All Folks | Get banned from a server.
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| The Ground is Entirely Fogged Out | Reach an incredibly high altitude.
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| Time 2 Klime | Complete a climb map.
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| Zap Em, Whack Em | Tase an enemy then kill them with a sword.
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| Zoned | Kill an enemy with a hadouken.
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